Now that’s just plain creepy…
Yesterday my wife and daughter were out shopping and had a very creepy experience. While she was trying on a pair of shoes, Cyndi noticed some scruffy old guy watching her feet. She got up and moved with one test shoe and one of her own on, leaving the other two odd shoes there.
When she [...]
The finer distinctions of medical procedures/contextual placement…
Don’t you love those newspaper clippings that are so completely overlooked in terms of context & placement that they’re just damn funny?
I had the good fortune to have a few pile on today:
I talked to my boss today and ***’s really worry about going down to *** next weekend to have a what I am [...]
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Campbellisms - Comments from a 4-Year Old
Cyndi and I have been blessed with a terriffic little girl, who we named Campbell. I’m sure that she’s just as amazing to us as most children are to their parents, but since I have a forum in which to write I figured that I’d post some of the comments that she makes. Most of [...]
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Ever respond to a SpamScam?
I was in a few recent discussions about how to deal with telemarketers (naturally I was amused having worked for a company that has telecenters), and stumbled upon a common theme: waste their time! You know all those spam scams you get in your e-mail, like the famous Nigerian prince who wants to give you the [...]
Funny Comments - A Collection
Every once in a while you stumble across some real gems on message boards/forums and I figured I’d start a collection of some of the ones I’ve run across (note that I’m adding to this as they come in, from top to bottom…)
From Mr. Excel user Hermanito:
Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was [...]
One helluva an April Fool’s Day
So I show up at my store early as usual, take my gear off (I ride a motorcyle to work) and start my day.
My sales reps trickle in and one says “Smitty, where’s the TV?” (a nice 42″ flatscreen we use to run loops of company stuff for customers).
I look, and sure as hell, it’s [...]
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